Fasionista.com Hails the Frumpy Parisian Movement

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Leave it up to Fashionista.com to bring you the Paris fashions that look like they were pulled out of a back closet in the nearest thrift store in Podunk, Iowa. Can we not do better than this? Isn’t there anyone out there that can make a style for now anymore. Are we just capable of… Read more.

Prince Harry and Desperate Women

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I do actually think someone dressed Harry well here, but you put Howdy Doody into a great outfit and what do you have…Howdy Doody. Will someone please tell me what the attraction is to Prince Harry? The Royal Family blood? The riches? Prince Charles’ son? Eww. I gave myself a headache with that one. Anyway,… Read more.

Steven Tyler is Dog the Bounty Hunters Long Lost Brother!

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  No.. geez you flake heads,  it’s not true. Oh sister, c’mon now. Does Steven Tyler not look like Dog the Bounty Hunter’s long lost brother just outta rehab? I think so. What look is this? 70’s…80’s…90’s or just a mish mash of every year off the wagon he was. All things considered, I like… Read more.

Attack of the Pink Slime!

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This is the infamous burger additive that has been removed from some famous fast food chains but is still available in your nearest school lunchroom. Just wait till the conspiracy theorists get a hold of this one! It’s used for mind control of the masses…seriously. Wait,  is it beginning to look kinda good to you?… Read more.

Adele’s Nails are Kicking!

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Check out her nails! Underneath a sliver mani we have a Ciaté Paint Pot in Mistress creating the signature Louboutin look. Hats off to Manicurist Mike Pocock. This is real style here, not satanic nikki’s. Speaking of Nikki…what the hell happened? Did she fall into a vat of acid? I’m just saying…I am all for reaching out… Read more.

Britney to Goto The X-Factor for $10 Million?

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Ok, I know Simon has been hard up for the next big thing for a while now. I also know that he can’t hang his hat or wanky on any one person, but for him to start wading through the trailer parks to find talent seems a little silly. He who prides himself on knowing… Read more.

Rick Santorum’s Son says Dad is Boring

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So…Rick Santorum’s son says dad is boring… … … sigh. Well, duh.  What is it that makes a man so utterly boring? Did he live in a church basement until he was 18 years old? Is he the next Manchurian Candidate? Is he really a cyborg? Did someone tell him to have the personality of… Read more.

Tron Fashion is Here!

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This interesting little get up is part of Balmain’s Fall/Winter Collection 2012 presentation. Am I missing something here? Or did this walk off the set of Tron: The Movie? C’mon people! Who in the fargin silly headed world we live in is gonna wear a get up like this who seriously likes it and doesn’t… Read more.

Dick Van Dyke Marries Young

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Dick Van Dyke has married his 40 year old make-up artist. OMG people. You have to wonder what the heck is going through ole Arlene’s head here. Seriously, this guy is 86 years old! Either this poor girl is really hard up, or Dick just bought a bride. If that isn’t enough…she is his makeup… Read more.